Two Very Rich Things

Are in the Wawa bag beside me, so the goal is to keep this post short.

NO! I have not blogged in a while. I'm sorry. I was in Rhode Island, having the best weekend ever. Literally. I think it might've been the best weekend of my entire life.

And it was so damn simple, you know? Step 1: Cram 3 days' worth of clothing and pajamas into backpack, Step 2: Pile into Henry the Honda with the Hickman ladies plus Aubrey, Step 3: Enjoy 6-hour northward car ride thanks to [censored] tunes, Step 4: Step out of the Honda, wrinkly and mildly cramped, 286 miles later to greet Sam's awesome grandparents in Newport, RI.

...Which might just be the sah-weetest little town in New England--beaches, mansions, shops--yup, we saw it all, folks, and after this raucously relaxing good time, methinks I deserve some Limited Edition Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies ice cream (may the gods rain blessings on messrs. Ben & Jerry) and Pomegranite Tea. Goodnight.